Welcome to The Bitchin' Post!

This section of Ask Millie and Mollie is for grown-ups only. It's your place to vent, to cry, to get things off your chest you can't say to friends or spouses or children - in short, to bitch!

You will write this page, sharing your stories and your wisdom with one another. To post a "bitch" just leave a note on any entry on the page; Millie or Mollie will see it and post it for you anonymously. (We reserve editorial options and will delete anything rude, hurtful or potentially illegal.) Comments are welcome and differences of opinion encouraged - as long as they are respectful.

The Bitchin' Post is not suitable for children and possibly not for work, so be aware of who's sharing your space while you're reading.

Welcome. We're glad you're here.

Thursday, July 15, 2010

Sympathy Pangs

Oh man, don'tcha hate it when a good friend is in labor and you don't know how it's going for her?

Good luck, Brianna - we're all pulling for you!


Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Gnash.

There are days - and this is one of them - when the Fates conspire against me, and things that usually take 5 minutes apiece will take hours and hours and hours.  These are the days - when the freelance writing won't flow, the laundry's backed up and the sweet peas are wilting - when I long for the time when my kids were toddlers.  All I had to do then to be wildly successful was to read Winnie the Pooh, sing a song and pass out a cookie all around - presto, I was Mary Poppins.

Sometimes I think that being a responsible adult is not all it's cracked up to be.

Monday, July 12, 2010

Daily Why-ne

Why does it rain when you need to weed?  Is God sending a message to take it easy??????

Sunday, July 11, 2010

Daily Whine

Why does the laundry pile up when you're gone?   Hint:  for a real escape, go to a hotel, where they clean the rooms, make the beds, wash the linens, put away the food, prepare the meals, do the dishes, etc.