The Bitchin' Post: 8/15/10

Welcome to The Bitchin' Post!

This section of Ask Millie and Mollie is for grown-ups only. It's your place to vent, to cry, to get things off your chest you can't say to friends or spouses or children - in short, to bitch!

You will write this page, sharing your stories and your wisdom with one another. To post a "bitch" just leave a note on any entry on the page; Millie or Mollie will see it and post it for you anonymously. (We reserve editorial options and will delete anything rude, hurtful or potentially illegal.) Comments are welcome and differences of opinion encouraged - as long as they are respectful.

The Bitchin' Post is not suitable for children and possibly not for work, so be aware of who's sharing your space while you're reading.

Welcome. We're glad you're here.

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MILLIE!!!!!!!

Well, from one old cowgirl to another, keep on riding those fences!

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Mother Nature Has a Sense of Humor

Don't you just love it that your boobs and buns start sagging just when the baby factory shuts down? This is one reason I don't plan on cosmetic surgery - if I were to have something "lifted" I'd end up knocked up for sure. Once again, it's not nice to fool Mother Nature - she's a bitch for revenge!

Monday, August 16, 2010

Come ON, Ma Nature!!!

If I'm not going to have any more babies, can I just stop menstruating NOW, please? The glamour is long gone and I would gladly trade the cessation of this whole painful, bloody mess for a few more wrinkles!!!