Welcome to The Bitchin' Post!

This section of Ask Millie and Mollie is for grown-ups only. It's your place to vent, to cry, to get things off your chest you can't say to friends or spouses or children - in short, to bitch!

You will write this page, sharing your stories and your wisdom with one another. To post a "bitch" just leave a note on any entry on the page; Millie or Mollie will see it and post it for you anonymously. (We reserve editorial options and will delete anything rude, hurtful or potentially illegal.) Comments are welcome and differences of opinion encouraged - as long as they are respectful.

The Bitchin' Post is not suitable for children and possibly not for work, so be aware of who's sharing your space while you're reading.

Welcome. We're glad you're here.

Monday, August 1, 2011

I hate it when . . .

I can't post a post to the blog!!!! C'mon, Blogger, straighten up and fly right!!!

Monday, March 28, 2011

Long-Term Bitchitude

My nose hurts, my head hurts, coughing makes me pee and I am ready to be DONE BEING SICK.

Monday, January 31, 2011

Catching Some Z's - and Throwing 'em Back

Anonymous wrote:

I love my husband with every fiber of my being. Seriously, I do. But I really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, REALLY hate listening to him snore. I don't know if it's the noise itself, or that I'm jealous that he's relaxed and asleep and I'm not, or that the movie we're watching is now punctuated by low honks. It's like sitting next to an unusually incessant flock of geese!!

Phew. That was liberating. :3

Sunday, December 26, 2010

The Day After

A Constant Reader writes:

Well, hormones have me raging today. From watching the brutality of nature on planet earth on one tv, to watching what seems to be non-stop images of starving, emaciated children on the other tv, and then my children who are handed EVERYTHING don't have one ounce of gumption, motivation or personal responsibility, I'm pretty much pissed off at the universe today. And, plus--I have cramps. GRR.

Sunday, November 21, 2010

I triple double dare Millie!!!!!!!

Ok, I just don't do pie crust.  But there, in the blog, was a recipe for pumpkin pie that sounds WONDERFUL.

So I dare you, share your recipe for pie crust.  You make a good one, sister, and mine usually taste like pffsst.

Monday, October 4, 2010

Kings of the Remote

RC envy!  I finally had to buy my own VCR etc to enjoy girly stuff.  All we seemed to watch when the kids were growing up is Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Monster Trucks, Star Wars, Indiana Jones and the like.  If I wanted to see something that appealed to my intellect, I had to do it in private.

Just when did "Anne of Green Gables" become contraband?

Sunday, October 3, 2010

King of the Remote

I would never, have never, just turned on a movie or show without asking first if you want to watch it. Certain movies, that I know you'll hate, I wouldn't even bother to ask. Those, I DVR, and then never watch because I don't EVER get to just watch whatever suits me. I cater to the collective, even if it's just you and me.

So yeah, I think it's totally rude, when one minute you ask what I want to do tonight and the next you turn on a movie that you know I have no interest in. Even when you leave the room and the movie is paused for an extended time, and I ask, "Are you planning to watch this movie?" you don't get the hint. Even when I remove myself from the room and go watch in the bedroom (where there is no DVR to watch the movies I like) you don't get the hint.

And by the way...96% of the movies you want to watch I will hate. But you could at least act like you care. You could say, hey, I want to watch this, do you? It's about blah blah... but no. Just take it all over why don'tcha!