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Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Mother Nature Has a Sense of Humor

Don't you just love it that your boobs and buns start sagging just when the baby factory shuts down?  This is one reason I don't plan on cosmetic surgery - if I were to have something "lifted"  I'd end up knocked up for sure.  Once again, it's not nice to fool Mother Nature - she's a bitch for revenge!
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  1. AnonymousWednesday, August 25, 2010 at 12:40:00 PM PDT

    What the HELL.

    If you SAY you're going to do the dishes... DO THEM ALL. Don't leave the flippin' pots for me to do the next day. And if you DO, at LEAST be considerate enough to pretend you couldn't wash them because they needed to SOAK. Don't leave the mashed potatoes hardening over night. That's just plain INCONSIDERATE.

    And while I'm at it: CHILD OF MINE! Go potty ALL AT ONCE. Don't keep coming to me every FIVE FLIPPIN' MINUTES to tell me you need to potty, we do the whole song and dance.. and YOU DO NOTHING. I know you're only two, and this is a step toward being potty trained, but DAMNIT ALL, that is STUPID FRUSTRATING and I feel like SCREAMING.

    Frustrated Wife n Mom

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