Friday, September 3, 2010
Thursday, September 2, 2010
&)(% @&(^^^^^^
ROAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I pity the poor dude who pisses off Mollie today. Smart folks will walk a wide circle around me. I'm considering naming a hurricane after myself and calling it HURRICANE BITCH. For more details, click the cowgirl.
Addendum:
My ampyra arrived this morning via overnight mail. To bad I had to ROAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I pity the poor dude who pisses off Mollie today. Smart folks will walk a wide circle around me. I'm considering naming a hurricane after myself and calling it HURRICANE BITCH. For more details, click the cowgirl.
Addendum:
My ampyra arrived this morning via overnight mail. To bad I had to ROAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wednesday, August 25, 2010
Sing It, Sister.
What the HELL.
If you SAY you're going to do the dishes... DO THEM ALL. Don't leave the flippin' pots for me to do the next day. And if you DO, at LEAST be considerate enough to pretend you couldn't wash them because they needed to SOAK. Don't leave the mashed potatoes hardening over night. That's just plain INCONSIDERATE.
And while I'm at it: CHILD OF MINE! Go potty ALL AT ONCE. Don't keep coming to me every FIVE FLIPPIN' MINUTES to tell me you need to potty, we do the whole song and dance.. and YOU DO NOTHING. I know you're only two, and this is a step toward being potty trained, but DAMNIT ALL, that is STUPID FRUSTRATING and I feel like SCREAMING.
Frustrated Wife n Mom
If you SAY you're going to do the dishes... DO THEM ALL. Don't leave the flippin' pots for me to do the next day. And if you DO, at LEAST be considerate enough to pretend you couldn't wash them because they needed to SOAK. Don't leave the mashed potatoes hardening over night. That's just plain INCONSIDERATE.
And while I'm at it: CHILD OF MINE! Go potty ALL AT ONCE. Don't keep coming to me every FIVE FLIPPIN' MINUTES to tell me you need to potty, we do the whole song and dance.. and YOU DO NOTHING. I know you're only two, and this is a step toward being potty trained, but DAMNIT ALL, that is STUPID FRUSTRATING and I feel like SCREAMING.
Frustrated Wife n Mom
Wednesday, August 18, 2010
Tuesday, August 17, 2010
Mother Nature Has a Sense of Humor
Don't you just love it that your boobs and buns start sagging just when the baby factory shuts down? This is one reason I don't plan on cosmetic surgery - if I were to have something "lifted" I'd end up knocked up for sure. Once again, it's not nice to fool Mother Nature - she's a bitch for revenge!
Monday, August 16, 2010
Come ON, Ma Nature!!!
If I'm not going to have any more babies, can I just stop menstruating NOW, please? The glamour is long gone and I would gladly trade the cessation of this whole painful, bloody mess for a few more wrinkles!!!
Thursday, August 12, 2010
Random whine #72
Finally got my rx for amperya, the new ms drug that's supposed to help you walk further, etc. Started it Monday evening and so far, nuttin but chills. Sigh. I'll give it two months to see if I have any improvement, but for now, I hate the achy shakes.
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