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Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Anonymous said:

My husband, who is WONDERFUL as far as husbands and fathers go..(I could list his good attributes for a page or so) but my word! the guy has bad breath ALL.THE.TIME!! He wants me to tell him, but he always looks hurt when I do (no matter how gently I hint). Often he can't help it, it's due to his sinuses and it's his nasal exhalations that are rotten. It's a big reason why I don't want to kiss/snuggle/have sex as much as he wants. Also, he knows he is overweight, and under duress I admitted that if he lost a few lbs I might be more hot for him, (again, as gently as possible) and yet, he's just gotten bigger! Why does he expect me to want to jump his bones???!!!

1 comment:

  1. I think a lot of men form their self-image when they are in high school and, for better or worse, that's the way they see themselves forever more. That balding, chubby retiree looks in the mirror and sees a slender linebacker with a washboard stomach and shoulder-length hair.

    Has he seen a doctor about his sinuses, or a dentist about his teeth? It might be an embarrassing appointment to make (maybe you could do it for him), but if there's a medical reason underlying the stench it would be worth it.

    Less odor equals more nookie, and more nookie is a good thing.

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