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Saturday, June 26, 2010

My Daily Post

OK, today I'm bitchin about zits.  Just when I think it's safe to believe I've grown up, I get some sort of big ole honker on my face.  I can have grey hairs growing out of moles on my face, but those zits . . .

AND I've got cold sores!!!!!  Anyone else get cold sores??????   Seems like I go outside to weed and the next thing you know, my lip is erupting.  AND they hurt.

AND my foot hurts.  Gotta weed today, so I won't wear shoes, just really good socks.

NOTE TO NIKE:  May I please have some gardening socks?  I'll take argyle or paisley.  They have to have enough tension in them to help me fight foot swelling, and a durable sole for stepping on bees.  Kinda like those ugly slipper/socks we got as kids that let us sleep in our slippers.  You can name them after me, Bitchin' Mollies!
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  1. SivaSaturday, June 26, 2010 at 2:29:00 PM PDT

    Sing it, sister. I am DAMNED if I think it's fair that I can experience perimenopause and zits at the same time! I fear the day when I have to buy diapers, Clearasil and arthritis cream at the same time - and all for myself.

    There could've been at least ONE year in there where I was perfect!

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